Paz Vega in Stephane Rolland CoutureBetcha she was brushing crumbs out of that thing all night and had to fight the drunks off from using it as an ashtray.
Sarah Hyland in Collette DinniganToo mature on someone so young.
Rose McGowan in Paule KaBless her, she always serves it up, old school style. The dress is only so-so, but she’s working it like it’s haute couture.
Malin Akerman in SportmaxIf it didn’t have the weird cleavage guard, we’d like this a lot more.
Mena Suvari in Romona KevezaChicken Lady.
Neal Patrick Harris and David BurtkaCute.
Nina Dobrev in J. Mendel
LOVE. Especially the cutouts at the shoulder. Hair’s a bit of a disappointment.
Anika Noni RoseY’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the red carpet, we said, “We just can’t give a ruling on this look until we know whether or not she’s wearing panties.”
That’s not a gown; it’s pasties and a bush cover with delusions of grandeur.
Anna Paquin in Emilio Pucci and Stephen MoyerHe’s still sporting the Lady Miss Clairol look, we see. Love the dress, but they both look as warm and appealing as a couple of mannequins. Wouldn’t want to be seated at their table.
Chris ColferStandard, mostly well done, needs hemming.
Colton HaynesAlso standard and well done. Oddly, the pants look a little full on him, but that could be the pose.
Gwen Stefani in Zuhair Murad CoutureLOVE IT. Not so much on the Mamie Van Doren hair, though.
Heidi Klum in Atelier Versace“I’M SINGLE AGAIN, WORLD!”
Katy Perry in BlumarineHunh. It’s a really pretty dress; elegant, even. But it’s so toned down for her that we’re a little shocked. Don’t love the things on her shoulders, though.
Kelly Osbourne in Georges Hobeika CouturePeep.
Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?